Totino’s Party Pizzas

June 24, 2008 at 1:43 pm 7 comments

Where the hell are you in southern California?!?

Those sad, junky little pizzas are DELICIOUS! Why don’t they sell them down here? We like to party too, Totino!


College times.


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  • 2. Dave  |  June 24, 2008 at 6:05 pm

    I hear you brother. Sometimes you’re just craving a cardboard pizza. I mean, given the choice between some soggy gourmet pizza with artichoke hearts on it (don’t even get me started on gourmet pizza and the ridiculous fools who eat it and who don’t actually want pizza but want something more akin to an open faced veggie sandwich, and who, instead of ordering aforementioned veggie sandwich, insist on calling it pizza, thereby creating an entire niche market for overpriced, undercooked, water-logged excuses for pizza. Whew!) and a Totinos, I’m going Totinos every time. And sometimes you specifically want a cardboard pizza, more than any other type of pizza in the world. And at times like those, it’s Totinos who makes the most satisfying of the cardboard pizzas. Ten for ten dollars at Safeway. Boom!

  • 3. Charley  |  June 25, 2008 at 12:45 am

    Yeah, that’s value. I love how the “pepperoni” is perfect little cubes. How do they do that!?

  • 4. T  |  June 25, 2008 at 8:22 am

    Here in GP we do BYOP ( bring your own pizza) night every Wend., and you can tell times are tough, Totinos has become the pizza of choice. God save us all!

  • 5. Lins  |  June 25, 2008 at 8:57 am

    At school the cheap choice is pizza stuffed pretzels… with cheese, YUMMY!!!

  • 6. Robert  |  June 25, 2008 at 9:49 am

    Ah ha! They are at Ralphs! Of course.. I never shop there. Never did.. UNTIL NOW.

    And I’m glad we can all appreciate a cheap pizza here. One night I was so hungry for a Totino’s pizza, I cooked it then rolled it up like a burrito and ate it. This was after some inebriation, obv.

  • 7. dave  |  June 25, 2008 at 9:03 pm

    You haven’t truly hit rock bottom until you enjoy a whole Canadian bacon and a whole Supreme in one sitting.

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