All my diseases

August 18, 2007 at 10:03 am 3 comments

Bad news.. I just got back from the doctor and he says I have the following:

– West Nile
– SARS
– Y2K
– Identity Theft
– Handsome Disease
– Cat Scratch Fever
– Formula 50 Vitamin Water Deficiency
– Heroin Addiction

I  don’t think I’m going to make it. Goodbye, cruel world!

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3 Comments

  • 1. Kiala  |  August 18, 2007 at 2:15 pm

    I have Moore Syndrome. It’s a disease that makes me unable to distinguish between Julianne, Mandy, and Michael Moore. Also, it makes my hair look fantastic!

  • 2. Robert  |  August 19, 2007 at 10:07 pm

    I think the trade off is totally worth it!!!!

  • 3. Kiala  |  August 20, 2007 at 9:08 am

    You’re right! I’m going off my meds!


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