Presents: 20 Easy Steps to Take a Passport Photo of Yourself

April 6, 2007 at 3:05 am 2 comments

1. Get home, realize you still need to send off you expedited passport for your Mexican Rendezvous that takes place in 30 days.

2. Have a drink.

3. Find camera, check it over to make sure it is in fine working condition. Set it down, have another drink.

4. Turn on movie.

5. Realize you still need to take that picture!

6. Look for roommate, realize he is at Swingers for fifth time this week.

7. Contemplate finding someone to take picture of yourself tonight, realize you’d rather just stay at home, take it easy.

8. Have a drink.

9. Start taking pictures of yourself, by holding your arm out and trying to frame yourself in the specific specifications that the passport renewal application specify.

10. Realize that every photo taken so far looks like one of those pictures those emo chumps on ebay take of themselves everytime they get a new lip piercing.

11. Open drink.

12. Start laughing hysterically, contemplate a cat acting as a lawyer.

13. Think that the passport office will take you much more serious if you wear a shirt and tie in your photo.

14. Get out shirt and tie.

15. Take another 30 photos. Get bored with this exercise.

16. Import all of them to your computer. Try to find the best one to send to passport office so they complete your application in a timely fashion.

17. Realize the shirt and tie was an awesome idea! You’ll probably get treated with respect!

18. Finish that drink, partner!

19. Resize photo and put on thumbdrive to print out at work tomorrow.

20. Look at clock, empty bottles on desk. Be proud of your accomplishment. Take the rest of the night off.



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  • 1. naterageous  |  April 6, 2007 at 6:01 am

    Maybe you know too much about people on ebay.

  • 2. Anonymous  |  April 6, 2007 at 7:19 pm

    I’m… I’m confused.

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