How I will be stimulating the economy
April 25, 2008
Yahoo, we all get 300 or 600 or 1200 dollar checks!
So what is everyone spending theirs on? And you have to spend it, don’t you see? Or else the brilliant plan won’t work. If you don’t spend it, then the economy will continue its stagnation of doom! BE A CONSUMER!
I am getting these items:
A new crank for my Vespa, and possibly a new pipe.
An Oregon Scientific SD Card digital camcorder – suitable for strapping on a helmet and/or motorcycle.
And a little something extra, just for you sweetheart.
I’ll “save” the rest, and by save I mean I’ll eat the most extravagant meals known to man – succulent foie gras and grey goose martinis (two goose things!). Ok, ok… probably just a really good hamburger and a PBR.
Life’s a pretty sweet fruit.
Entry Filed under: Dork Alert!, General Blabbing. .
1.
Kiala | April 25, 2008 at 3:40 pm
I love this song!
We are considering having an economic stimulus party. You are invited, of course. In theory.
2.
Robert | April 25, 2008 at 3:48 pm
I’ll be there!
In theory!
3.
dave | April 25, 2008 at 7:44 pm
What’s a guy need his hair for when he’s got his… radio. It was like a cool breeze blowing through my bank account.
4.
JustinS | April 26, 2008 at 1:56 pm
I’ll use my to pay down credit cards, save for my kids’ college funds, and put a little away toward retirement.
Or maybe just blow it all on hookers and booze. Haven’t really decided yet.
Is there maybe a happy medium? Like I make a larger credit card payment that month, but also buy a copy of Swank and a 40 of OE?
5.
melissalion | April 26, 2008 at 4:48 pm
My vote is always hookers and blow. Because I believe in street walking and selling illicit drugs.
Stimulate my economy, baby!
6.
dave | April 27, 2008 at 8:16 am
Justin – your money is better spent on Fox and Mickeys
7.
Robert | April 27, 2008 at 9:07 pm
Or just save your extra cash and huff gold spray paint and look at the hooker classifieds at the back of your favorite weekly.
A penny saved is a penny earned!
8.
Sis | April 28, 2008 at 9:22 am
Horse of course!